You!  Outta the Gene Pool!

When I was in college, circa 1980, I lived down the hall from some guys who had devised a unique form of Friday night recreation.  After each had consumed about 10 beers, they would gather around a huge fishbowl that had been filled about half-full with many types of prescription pills, mostly psychoactive drugs.  The idea was to reach into the bowl and randomly grab two pills, make note of their color and shape and then swallow them immediately.  Then, while waiting for the pills to kick in, they would open the huge reference book next to the fishbowl (the Physician’s Desk Reference which listed all the pills produced by drug companies in the USA and Europe) to learn about what they had just ingested.  I have a strong memory of a huge blond kid with a shark-tooth necklace reading about potential side-effects and mumbling in his surfer-stoner monotone, “Whoa…cerebral hemorrhaging…cool.”